About Me

Kris Tuberty
lives on and writes from what is affectionately but mistakenly referred to as the Third Coast of the United States. First, it's not the third (that would be the Gulf of Mexico), and second, it's not a coast. It's a shore.
Long story short (or shore): Kris Tuberty washed up on the Fourth Shore in the mid-1980s and has been steadily drinking Becks there ever since.
Bats right, throws right.